In the United States they can be very funny. And the guys at Apple lately have no shortage of reasons to give the good humorists of the region to prepare the artillery.
Already when the iPhone 4 was lost, and even while we were waiting for the white edition to go on sale sooner or later, we were hilarious with some parodies related to the sainete that must have been living in Cupertino in both situations.
And with the prototype of the iPhone 5 supposedly lost in the streets of San Francisco, the threat of a new onslaught from the aristocrats of the joke was projected on Cupertino.
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It was Conan O'Brian, host of one of the best known Late Nights on the American television grid (and ex-writer of The Simpsons) who launches the new charanga against Apple. In a sketch of just one minute, it shows employees of the Californian multinational (all actors, of course) with the classic white background of their presentations dedicating to the viewer a string of solutions that they will take in terms of looking like the author of the disappearance of the iPhone 5.
Those responsible for the lost apple phone are not out with little girls, who point out that they plan to redefine the concept of torture as soon as they take the glove of that friend of the alien who has the prototype in their possession.
"One of the ideas is to tie that individual to a tree and smear it with some kind of African cannibal ant that eats it from the inside out", is one of the descriptive plans that Graham Davies, a false vice president of design, has in mind. of Apple product, which does not hesitate to warn that "we have things planned that will make Vlad the Impaler seem like a nobody", and that "then we will upload the video to the new and revolutionary application iCloud ".
In addition, since Apple is not an animal, but rather a sophisticated and elegant empire, the company would have created a new department especially dedicated to managing the matter: the Torture division, chaired by Lars Wotiz.
The person in charge of this area assures in the humorous video that "it is surprising how in such a short time we have been able to develop a digital version of the Ebola virus that we will be able to inject into the very eyes of a person. " You don't have to think much about it to imagine who these false managers are thinking of who can prove this nonsense.
With a simple "you have no idea what you're missing" closes this joke, which serves to put a note of humor in a situation that surely Apple will not be doing a bit of grace.
