50 funny messages to brighten the confinement by WhatsApp

Confinement yes, confinement no. A few minutes ago, the Court of Justice of the European Union has repealed, or rather, has not approved, the confinement imposed in Madrid by the regional and local government. Given the grotesqueness of the situation, laughter is the best remedy to get through a confinement that comes first and then leaves without warning. Meanwhile, we have compiled some funny messages to share on WhatsApp, either in the status or with our closest circle of friends, family and acquaintances.

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Best phrases to share in confinement by WhatsApp

Do not look any further. If you want to brighten the day of someone in the worst mood, take a look at the following rancid and rancid phrases. Of course, we are not responsible for the consequences. Nor the content of the messages.

• "The intelligence chases me but I'm faster."
• "The important thing is not to win, it is to make the other lose."
• "I don't wish you ill, but I hope that when you're painting your nails you feel like scratching your ass."
• "Imagine that the supermarkets close and we are forced to go hunting... I don't know where the croquettes live!"
• "There are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push"
• “Plant a tree and you will make a dog happy”
• What does a penguin say to a penguin? Like you none!
• "Life is like going to the hairdresser: you tell him what you want and in the end he does what he wants"
• “The best things in life make you fat or land you in jail.”
• “Better late than never, because in the morning I sleep.”
• “I'm not lazy, I'm in energy saving mode.”
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  Humor phrases for confinement

  Neither Berto Romero nor David Broncano. If you are looking for humorous phrases to lift spirits in confinement, the best humor is here.

  • “How I hate housework! Making the beds, cleaning the dishes… And six months later having to start all over again.»
  • «If only God would give me a clear sign! How to make a Bizum in my name.»
  • "Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you're a cheese."
  • «When a love story ends, the failures are never all of one or all of the other. They are always all three.»
  • “I'm not afraid of dying from the virus, I just don't want to be there when it happens!
  • “The work I like fascinates me. I could sit in front of it for hours.”
  • "I'm Spanish, where do you want me to confine you?"
  • "Madrid is confined. Who will disconfine it? The first one who distrusts him, a good Ayuso will be.»
  • "Do I have to stay without leaving home for another 15 days? Well, like the rest of the year!
  • "Mom, I swear that the four packages of toilet paper I just bought at Mercadona are not for what you think... Well, yes, to cry."
  • "Karl Marx already said it, working is not bad, the bad thing is having to work."
  • “Of course I understand. Even a five year old could understand it. Somebody bring me a five-year-old right now, please!"
  • “The bad thing is not living in the clouds, but going down.”

  Funny WhatsApp messages to share

  Isn't that enough? Well, take another batch of funny messages to share on WhatsApp during the confinement that is closer than far.

  • "The important thing is not to know, but to have the phone number of someone who knows."
  • "I don't suffer from madness, I enjoy it every minute."
  • "Less Miguel Bosé and more mask, Antonio."
  • "If they paid me a euro every time I came home because I forgot to put on my mask, now I would be rich."
  • "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be happy to make an exception."
  • "Better late than never, because in the morning I sleep."
  • "It is better to be silent and appear stupid than to speak and clear up doubts."
  • "There is a better world, but it is very expensive."
  • «DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. How rebellious you are, I like you.»
  • "There is a better world in the Barrio Salamanca, but that's it... The Barrio Salamanca."
  • "They say that true friendship is a blessing... but they say it because they don't know you."
  • "Laziness is the mother of all vices and as a mother you have to respect her."
  • "I'm not completely useless, at least I serve as a bad example."
  • “Weather forecast for tonight: it will be dark.”
  • “A day without sun is, you know, night.”
  • "If the virus is transmitted by specks of water, why don't we all go to a swimming pool?"
  • "The coronavirus arrives in Spain and the Crown of Spain leaves..."
  • "You're a computer scientist and you get the coronavirus... I don't know, install an antivirus, right?"
  • "You're a doctor and you get the coronavirus... I don't know, look at the notes, right?"
  • "Since we didn't win the World Cup, Spain has gone to the m