Table of contents:
- An overly insistent mother
- A hit in the car
- A pregnancy for Christmas
- Open bar for everyone
- It's you?
The Christmas day of making jokes and teasing all our relatives and acquaintances has arrived. The most innocent will fall on all fours and you – if they accept the joke with sportsmanship – will have the opportunity to laugh out loud. But what can we do?
If you can't think of anything right now, you should know that today we have proposed to compile for you five funny pranks that you won't even have to do in person. This is, in fact, the best way to avoid becoming the object of the wrath of the person who has received your grace.All the jokes that we propose can be sent via WhatsApp, but be careful, you have to adapt them so that they end up being credible for the person you send them to.
An overly insistent mother
Do you know any that are not? Well, get ready to play the joke of the century All you have to do is imitate the machines, which bring us so head over heels, when contacting the services of customer service. You can take a look at the joke above or, if you prefer, copy and paste the text that we suggest below:
- You cannot respond at this time. Please try again later. Thank you!
- I'm Goku, the answering machine from . If you have something important to tell him, type OK followed by his message and I'll save it. However, the conversation will be deleted in 30 seconds.
- The message could not be saved. In order to use this service you must be registered. Do you want to create an account?
- Enter a user name.
- A user with this name already exists. Please enter another username.
- Your username cannot contain symbols or spaces. Please re-enter your username.
And so on until your interlocutor gets bored of talking to this supposed machine.
A hit in the car
Your brother-in-law lives obsessed with his car and the time has come to take revenge for the Christmas Eve he gave you (and all the ones he will give you if he doesn't part with your sister). Send him a message like this (the severity of it may depend on how angry you are):
- What a blow you gave to the car. When was it, last night?
- Yes, yes… I thought you had already seen it.
- Well, this is not covered by your insurance, huh?
A pregnancy for Christmas
What for many can be good news, for others it can become a true ordeal. If you are willing to play a prank on your boyfriend or your best friend, maybe today, December 28th, you can play the classic pregnancy prank on him.
Hello I have to tell you something important. I'm a week late. Until now I had not dared to tell you anything yet, but I have already taken the test. Call me when you can.
Open bar for everyone
Now that we are at parties and that many enjoy drinking and eating like there is no tomorrow, it is very likely that this joke will catch a bit. And that a legion of friends arrive at your door willing to take advantage of this open bar thing The message you have to send is the following:
Attention! OPEN BAR this Saturday from 9:00 p.m. at my house. You are invited: all you have to bring is a broom and FREE BAR throughout the house. Don't be silly, this is a golden opportunity!
It's you?
In this case you won't have to send anything, but you will have to do some preparation. How to change your name on WhatsApp and change your profile picture for someone else's. Then it will be time to wait and when someone close to you – your partner, your children, your parents – contact you, do not answer them or try to make a fool of yourself:
- Excuse me ma'am, but you made a mistake. I am not her son
- But, let's see… who is she trying to talk to?
- This is my phone number, there is no Pepe here.
Should we get down to business with the pranks? Tell us which of these made you laugh the most!
