5 of the most absurd apps you'll find for free in the Android store

The Google store is full of apps. Some can be very useful, yes. But there are others that deserve to take the award of the year for uselessness. If you take a walk through the Google Play Store looking for rarities,you will soon realize that you find them by kicks.

Just type to find a thousand and one related applications. It must be borne in mind, however, that many of these applications can be contained by a tube and some, it would not be strange, it is possible that even incorporate some type of threat Google has been hacked countless times, so we should be especially careful with what we download.

Despite that, today we have set out to find five of the most useless applications to download to your Android phone. Do you have time to waste? None of the following apps should be missing from your mobile.

Metal detector

It might work. And maybe not even that. In any case, the device you are holding must be equipped with a magnetometer, a sensor capable of detecting and measuring electromagnetic fields. If so, maybe by installing this application, you can use your innocent phone as a metal detector.

The first thing you'll need to do is install the app and then follow the instructions to calibrate it.It seems that if you don't do this – it's just pointing the phone up and moving it into a figure of eight in the air – the system won't work.

We have tested it and it works unevenly. What makes us think that instead of a metal detector, what we have installed on the phone is a real fraud. You can try it. If it works for you, maybe it can be used to find the keys that you lose every day too. If you don't find the grace to look for metals at home, don't worry. You can also take it to the beach.

A baby translator

If there is something untranslatable in this life it is the cry of a baby. When you have one at home, you will realize that they cry about almost everything, because they have no other way to let you know that something is wrong with them.They may be hungry, their tummy hurts or they have discomfort in their mouth. They may not even cry for a specific reason.

So, arming yourself with patience, you'll have to try to guess – mothers and fathers become authentic crying Sherlock Holmes – why I cry so much. Well, in the Google app store there's an app that promises to guess what's wrong with your baby just by listening.

It is a kind of absurd translator of what your baby says or cries. It is revealing, in fact, that as soon as you access you have to accept some terms of use in which the first warning is: that you are solely responsible for your he alth of your baby.

When the little one cries, you will have to ask the application to listen and the relevant indicators will go up. In this way,you will be able to know if your child cries because he is hungry , because he needs to burp, because his stomach hurts, because he is irritated or because he is feel tired.Obviously, a baby can cry for many things and for many reasons at the same time: and only a father or a mother will know what is really happening to their little one, if it is dinner time or if they have gas. Now, if you have spare time (which I doubt) try this application.

The diary of your poop

Let's now move on to a slightly nastier topic. The time has come for you to start a journal of your poops. How do you read it? If you are one of those people who constantly worries about the color, the shape, the size, the consistency and the smell of your stools, you have just found the application that you need .

This is a tool specifically designed for hypochondriacs, lovers of the scatological and people with a lot of time in general. Because Poop Tracker is a system to keep track of our poops.You can tell the system what day you pooped, at what time and indicate the type This includes details as precise as whether they are separate pellets, sausages, inconsistent pellets or directly diarrhea. You will have to indicate the size, color, urgency, if it contains blood and even if the act has been painful. When you're done, you'll be able to add notes, in case all these details weren't enough.

If things worry you enough, you can upgrade to a paid version so they can perform a statistical analysis of your depositions. Although the most sensible thing to do if you have problems is to stop wasting time with this app and see a doctor

Phrases of loneliness to abound in depression

Are you a little depressed? Do you feel alone and do not see the way out of what is happening to you? Well, nothing man, if I were you I would download this application of Frases of lonelinessAnd then, after wallowing in misery, we still think of some way to get out of the mud, right?

We are going to turn off the irony switch to tell you that there are applications that should be prohibited by law. We have rescued this application en titled Phrases of loneliness and sadness, but the truth is that you can find infinite options that are very similar. To which more depressing. All it contains are cheap images and phrases to sink into the spiral of negativity and not raise your head

As if this were not enough, this is the kind of application that contains to stop a train. If you don't want to end up with your mobile phone being saturated with ads and with the occasional free virus, better don't download this. Nothing like that.

Does he love me or does he not love me?

You may have noticed that the most useless applications seem especially designed for those who have plenty of time to waste. Well, the same goes for this one. It is an application called Me quiere o no me quiere, with which you can do what we did in childhood and adolescence of deshojar la margarita

The dynamic is the same, but here instead of mistreating a flower (here's an advantage) you'll do the show on your mobile screen. Write the name of your love and then start defoliating the daisy little by little When you finish, you will receive the super reliable verdict of this app.

Do you know any application as useless as these? You can share them with us in the comments section.