The 5 craziest apps for Android

Let's take a walk on the funniest, most absurd, wild and nonsensical side of the Android app store. Because, what would our mobiles be without that handful of applications that we install once, just for fun, and which soon fall into oblivion? You don't always want to get the most out of your phone... From time to time you want to laugh at everything and download a few of those apps that put your hands to your head. Applications that, once used, one can only think of those minds that have made them come true.From milking a virtual cow to an 'Alert for retardation', to an application that is literally useless.

Join us on this little tour of the craziest apps we've seen available in the Android app store. Will you have enough space on your mobile for them?

Milk The Cow

Are cows one of your hidden passions? Do you presume to be a true urbanite when, in reality, you are dying to put on your straw hat and collect the eggs that your free-range hens have been kind enough to lay? Well, you can't miss the opportunity to become one of them by downloading the 'Milk the Cow' app. Whether you have never milked a cow, or already have an expert's diploma, you'll love this app.

With Milk The Cow you can milk a cow. No more no less. You simply have to pull the cow's teats until the milk appears and begins to fill the bucket. The game is over when the cube is completely filled, so basically you have to be pretty quick with your fingers. Simple? Well yes. Does it come close to the real experience of milking a real cow? Surely. But in one of those long waits, it may well become one of those silly diversions that we turn to from time to time. The application is free, of course, although we have quite invasive in it.

Nothing

Nothing. This is the name of the most absurd, delusional and useless application that we have found in the application store. And that's what it's called because, effectively, it doesn't do anything. Nothing at all. No images, no game, no matter how small, absolutely NOTHING. However, the application, surely with a lot of bad luck, asks the user to wait for the next update.So that? We fear not at all.

And if we curl the loop a little more, we note that the 'Nothing' application has a paid version that can be yours for 72 cents. What do we have in this paid version that makes us worth the outlay? Indeed, all together: NOTHING.

Alert for subnormal

An application with politically correct name included. With this simple utility, we will be able to notify our friends if there is any 'retarded' nearby. The interface is quite simple, consisting simply of a red button on a black background. On the button you can read 'Press in case of subnormal'. When that person whom we consider to be 'Subnormal' approaches, we will proceed to press it. It is not a subtle application, of course, and it can bring you more than one enmity.

When we press it, a sly voice, coming from Mr. Garrison of South Park, starts shouting 'Oh oh, alert for retard, alert for retard'An application that can be tremendously useful at Christmas dinners, especially if we share it with our brother-in-law. Of course, be careful, because the recipient of the joke must have a great sense of humor. If this is not the case, bear the consequences. The application is completely free but with embedded.

Binky

The application that everyone should have installed on their mobile phone. Or, rather, all those who have a serious addiction problem to it and want to uninstall Facebook. Let's explain ourselves: Binky is a social network that is neither a network nor a social network. It 'looks like' a social network, but in reality it is not. It's no big deal. Although, unlike 'Nothing', 'Binky' is something.Although, in reality, it is nothing. Let's explain ourselves.

In Binky we can see 'posts' created by nobody, with random images with which we can interact. That is, we can give 'Likes', slide to one side or the other if you liked the post or not, leave comments... All these actions are totally fake. Nobody will read them, you will not be interacting with anyone. Simply, an infinite gallery of random photos. That is why we said at the beginning that 'Binky' can be a good way to disengage from conventional social networks. Here no one will interact with you, you won't be able to wait for anyone's response. Therefore, it is a good substitute for the social networks that we are used to using. Are you hooked on Tumblr, Facebook, Pinterest…? Binky can be your solution.

Drunk Mode

An application with which you can find out where your friends are drinking. Because drinking alone, as we all know, is very sad, with Drunk Mode you will open a map to locate that place where your friends are having a few drinks.Also, the map will tell you where you were last night, in case you had too much to drink and don't remember anything, and it will prevent you from calling anyone when you're drunk. A real Swiss Army knife for party nights. Of course, the hangover, the next day, will not take it away.