10 phrases you should never write on WhatsApp for your partner
Table of contents:
- Honey, when was your birthday?
- Honey, my friend's dog is in heat
- Honey, why don't you answer me?
- Do you mind if I watch the first Game of Thrones without you?
- Marta, are you there?
- Alfonso, are you there?
- Te becho dse mwengos
- Will you marry me?
- It's not you, it's Me
- (Writing…)
Well, just that. This is what our special is about, with 10 phrases that you should never ever say to your partner Outbursts, inopportune forgetfulness, unforgivable mistakes... The odd one seems unthinkable that could come out of someone's fingers, right? But no… Remember that everything is possible if you are not careful enough.
Here we go with the 10 phrases you should never write on WhatsApp for your partner
Honey, when was your birthday?
You are filling out a form in which your partner's details appear. And the date of birth box arrives. Is he going to forgive you for forgetting his birthday? No kidding.
Honey, my friend's dog is in heat
Let's see. If you send this to your partner, try to remedy the wrong by putting the matter in a situation. What bitch, what friend and what zeal?
Honey, why don't you answer me?
Let's see, if he doesn't answer you, it will be for a reason. Don't be anxious, calm down, she'll take care of her business. Take a deep breath and let time pass.
Do you mind if I watch the first Game of Thrones without you?
But let's see, how is he not going to care? If you have agreed to see it together. See previous point: take a deep breath and let time pass.
Marta, are you there?
And your girlfriend's name is Rebeca. We've messed it up.
Alfonso, are you there?
And you're not Alfonso. But not even close, come on.
Te becho dse mwengos
If you're drunk, better not send messages. And less if your partner does not want you to drink. And even less if you only tell him that you miss him when you've been drinking. If you don't learn…
Will you marry me?
Man, don't be cheesy… don't ask him for it on WhatsApp…
It's not you, it's Me
Do not leave your partner on WhatsApp either, have a little decency and dignity.
(Writing…)
There are times when it is worse to see that little sign than any of the previous phrases.
