5 funny congratulations from Kings for WhatsApp
We are running out of Christmas. Although it is difficult for us to return to the routine, it is likely that our stomachs will appreciate a break from so much shrimp. But before the curtain falls, three Wise Men from the Far East will stop by our homes to leave joy (and hopefully a few gifts). One last chance to be able to assail our WhatsApp contacts with a congratulations on these dates.We have put together five of the funniest congratulations that we have found on the net so that you can make your friends, family or co-workers laugh. Happy Kings!
We start the review with a classic. A letter to Melchor, Gaspar and B altasar with a request as logical as it is desirable. And after all the polvorones and expenses these days... I'm also about to change my last minute letter.
Dear wise men:
All I ask for this year is a fat bank account and a skinny body… Please don't mix things up like last year!
And it is that mistakes when writing the letter of the Magi can be fatal. Better go over all the words a couple of times before putting the envelope in the mailbox… We warned you!
If on Twelfth Night you see Melchor get naked and get into your bed”¦ explain to him that what you asked for was a VOLVO, a VOLVO!
The Three Kings festivity is a perfect date to share with those most in need. And it is important to follow the example of the little ones, who sometimes surprise us with their generosity in the letter to the Three Wise Men.
Dear Three Wise Men, please send clothes for all the poor naked women on my dad's computer. Signed: Pepito
These are dates full of peace and love, of uniting in harmony with our neighbor... Although there are occasions when cultural differences can cause some other confusion.
Yesterday the Kings came and left me gold, a roll called incense and a very strange thing that my mother flushed down the toilet while saying: “It will be possible! These Moroccans…!»
Let's be honest. As the ad says, “Dreams aren't cheap” and sometimes our requests for the Three Wise Men something escape us from the hands. Luckily Melchor, Gaspar and B altasar have excellent customer service for those cases.
The Three Kings customer service department informs you that you have requested a gift beyond your means. Please try again next year. Happy Twelfth Night!
These are just some of the phrases that you can send to your WhatsApp contacts on these dates to make them laugh or, at least, to steal a smile from your loved ones. From tuexperto.com we wish you an excellent excellent night and a year of happiness so that the next Christmas comes in a breath.
